Thursday, December 4, 2008

Jay's Helmet Headphones

In a fit of rage this morning, due to some audio difficulties that were no fault of his own, Jay threw his headphones off to the side during his WCSJ newscast.

Good thing he had on his Helmet Headphones -- complete with rollbar -- sure to be a holiday highlight under the tree for the young broadcaster in your family.

Those things are indestructible.

Check these out...


Should Jay ever fall out of his chair, and tumble into a summersault, his head will be safe thanks to the two protective bars atop his head.

Or, if ceiling tiles should start to fall unexpectedly while in the midst of a newscast, Jay can keep reading without missing a beat as those tiles will ricochet off his head, and fall harmlessly to the floor.

I think they also double as a luggage rack.

These headphones -- formally Schramm's -- are temporary ones, but hopefully whatever pair Jay chooses next will have similar head protection.

An airbag, maybe. Something.

The headphones also serve Jay very well when he hits the gridiron as quarterback of the WJDK football team...


"Hut, hut, hut...HIKE!!!"

Wearing headphones like this would also be smart to protect Jay from the countless times he smashes his mouth against the microphone.

Smash Mouth Headline News, with Jay Capron.

So, grab them while you can, folks, before they fly off the shelves this Christmas...the Helmet Headphones.